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Regain Honor
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Im not the same guy I was in the past. Chivalry and I have not been together for a while now. I have felt my code of honor leave me, and have been searching for it for a while. I became what I truly hated, I became one of those guys. A pig, a bastard and a fool who thinks with his dick and not his heart and head. To the people that I have hurt, forgive me, to the ones I have offended, words do not describe the hell I put myself through. You can not beat me up anymore than I already have, and do on a daily basis. I have decided to pick up the sword again and start training in the ways of Bushido, Kendo and Knighthood. Forgive me friends, I have lost my way.
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This is what I do.
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I have a crappy camera so most of my pictures dont turn out so well. So if you fav it I greatly appreciate it. I dont say it to everyone but I do. I mostly take pictures of my new Pokemon plush and my Skylanders collection. I do have other pictures but those are the ones I consider my attempt at art.
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Weird sex facts
Facts
1-"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
2-In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
3-"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
4-Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
5-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
6-The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
7-A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
8-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
9-Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
10-The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
11-During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.
12-"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
13-A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
14-If a male cat is both orange and black it is ( besides being extremely rare ) sterile. To have both the orange and the black coat colors, the male cat must have all or part of both female X chromosomes. This unusual sex chromosome combination will render the male cat sterile.
15-According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals
16-The age of consent in the US is primarily between 16 and 18. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14-year-olds are allowed to have sex as adults.
17-Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison. Premarital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late 1960s. A 15-year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her husband
18-In the 19th century, it was common practice for a Japanese woman to dye their teeth black. They believed that this enhanced sex appeal and maintained healthier teeth.
19-Famous syphillis sufferers: Captain Hook, Al Capone, Hitler, Henry III, Beethoven and Mussilini
20-Chemically processed liquors have been said to give semen an extremely acidic taste.
21-The tissue that surrounds the testicles and penis is more durable than the tissue that surrounds the brain.
22-Largest penis in the Animal Kindom belongs to the Blue Whale: 11 Feet
23-Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph
24-In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.
25-Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.
26-White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The percentage is much lower for black girls.
27-Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
28-Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.
29-Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come every time they have sex.
30-It's illegal in Newcastle, WY to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
31-In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
32-Thirty percent of men say the least attractive quality is lack of self-esteem.
33-In 1746, a special hospital for the treatment of venereal diseases known as a "lock hospital" was opened on Harrow Road in London. In medieval times, lock hospitals only housed lepers.
34-Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
35-Young was the first condom manufacturer to advertise in a major American magazine -- it was the June 1969 issue of Sport magazine and the ad was against VD. Ironically, Playboy refused to accept Young's add until 1972.
36-The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
37-The pressure of a dolphin's ejaculation can injure a human or potentially cause death during intercourse.
38-The average ammount of calories from one ejaculation is 15. But it may increase or decrease depending on eating habits.
39-Erotophobia is the fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
40-Eurotophobia is the fear of female genitalia.
41-Genophobia is the fear of sex.
42-Malaxophobia is the fear of love play.
43-Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
44-Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
45-Paraphobia is the fear of sexual perversion.
46-Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins or young girls.
47-The age of consent in New Brunswick, Canada, is 14 years of age.
48-Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.
49-John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a meatless breakfast food, designed to reduce the sexual drive.
50-The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
51-Bi-yearly, for two weeks straight when a lioness is in heat, lions mate every 15 minutes, though sex only lasts an average of 5 seconds.
52-The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.
53-The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms.
54-The world's only museum of Phallology is in Reykjavik, Iceland.
55-Phallology is the science of the penis.
56-Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.
57-Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
58-During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.
59-According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.
60-A kiss for one minute can burn 26 calories.
61-According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
62-Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
63-Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
64-In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
65-Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
66-The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
67-At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
68-Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
69-Beastiallity is legal in 40 states in the USA.
70-The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
71-Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
72-The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
73-Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.
74-Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
75-The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
76-The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
77-Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
78-The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
79-The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate
80-An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.
81-Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.
82-In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.
83-The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
84-The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
Facts
1-"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
2-In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
3-"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
4-Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
5-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
6-The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
7-A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
8-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
9-Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
10-The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
11-During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.
12-"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
13-A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
14-If a male cat is both orange and black it is ( besides being extremely rare ) sterile. To have both the orange and the black coat colors, the male cat must have all or part of both female X chromosomes. This unusual sex chromosome combination will render the male cat sterile.
15-According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals
16-The age of consent in the US is primarily between 16 and 18. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14-year-olds are allowed to have sex as adults.
17-Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison. Premarital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late 1960s. A 15-year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her husband
18-In the 19th century, it was common practice for a Japanese woman to dye their teeth black. They believed that this enhanced sex appeal and maintained healthier teeth.
19-Famous syphillis sufferers: Captain Hook, Al Capone, Hitler, Henry III, Beethoven and Mussilini
20-Chemically processed liquors have been said to give semen an extremely acidic taste.
21-The tissue that surrounds the testicles and penis is more durable than the tissue that surrounds the brain.
22-Largest penis in the Animal Kindom belongs to the Blue Whale: 11 Feet
23-Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph
24-In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.
25-Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.
26-White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The percentage is much lower for black girls.
27-Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
28-Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.
29-Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come every time they have sex.
30-It's illegal in Newcastle, WY to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
31-In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
32-Thirty percent of men say the least attractive quality is lack of self-esteem.
33-In 1746, a special hospital for the treatment of venereal diseases known as a "lock hospital" was opened on Harrow Road in London. In medieval times, lock hospitals only housed lepers.
34-Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
35-Young was the first condom manufacturer to advertise in a major American magazine -- it was the June 1969 issue of Sport magazine and the ad was against VD. Ironically, Playboy refused to accept Young's add until 1972.
36-The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
37-The pressure of a dolphin's ejaculation can injure a human or potentially cause death during intercourse.
38-The average ammount of calories from one ejaculation is 15. But it may increase or decrease depending on eating habits.
39-Erotophobia is the fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
40-Eurotophobia is the fear of female genitalia.
41-Genophobia is the fear of sex.
42-Malaxophobia is the fear of love play.
43-Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
44-Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
45-Paraphobia is the fear of sexual perversion.
46-Parthenophobia is the fear of virgins or young girls.
47-The age of consent in New Brunswick, Canada, is 14 years of age.
48-Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour.
49-John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a meatless breakfast food, designed to reduce the sexual drive.
50-The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
51-Bi-yearly, for two weeks straight when a lioness is in heat, lions mate every 15 minutes, though sex only lasts an average of 5 seconds.
52-The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.
53-The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms.
54-The world's only museum of Phallology is in Reykjavik, Iceland.
55-Phallology is the science of the penis.
56-Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.
57-Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean.
58-During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.
59-According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.
60-A kiss for one minute can burn 26 calories.
61-According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
62-Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
63-Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
64-In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
65-Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
66-The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
67-At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
68-Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
69-Beastiallity is legal in 40 states in the USA.
70-The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
71-Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
72-The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
73-Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.
74-Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
75-The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
76-The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
77-Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
78-The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
79-The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate
80-An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.
81-Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.
82-In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.
83-The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
84-The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
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I made it up.
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By the fist of ODIN, the hammer of THOR, by the fire of RA, the spirit of OSIRIS, the thunder of ZUES, and the FURY of all those unnamed but not forgotten...TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, so that we may rise in the land of the gods as MEN!
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A line from one of my favorite comics.
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Lo there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave my live forever!
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